Binge-Watching The Latest Christmas Films: Highlights, Lowlights, and Unexpected Delights.
‘Tis the season to relax on the sofa and consume a box of holiday pastries in front of a terrific flick, a awful feature, or one that’s so bad it’s good.
Once again, a crop of fresh seasonal stories hopes to be part of our holiday traditions—potentially even earning a place alongside beloved favorites like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (don’t start).
So, in a vital public service to separate the winners from the losers, and to find the festive feeling, I binged as many recent festive movies as possible in a single day.
First Up: The Jonas Brothers' Holiday Flick
Kicking off, ideally, on a positive note. This film is the exclusive 2025 title on a famous website's list of the top 100 festive features of all time.
The popular band end up trapped in the UK after concluding their world tour and must get home for Christmas. Their endeavors are thwarted by an malevolent Father Christmas, who breaks into song to state they won’t get home until they “rediscover their brotherly magic.”
The banter between the arguing trio is entertaining even for the casual viewer, while devotees will no doubt notice lots of in-jokes as they endeavor to get back using all transportation available.
It’s a travelogue of mishaps.
It’s not an all-time classic, but is superb for fans and a good start to the day.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their relatives who will have to sit through it.
Late Morning: Tinsel Town
Famous performer Kiefer Sutherland appears as a Hollywood star roped into a pantomime.
“A panto-what?” asks Sutherland’s “difficult” and aging star Brad Mack, who has hit a rough patch and whose manager has tricked him into thinking he’s performing in prestigious English theatre.
His Aladdin fellow actors tell him he’s playing Buttons. “No I'm not,” he insists angrily. You can guess their response. Except if you’re ignorant of traditional stage call-and-response.
There are some great jokes, some heartwarming side stories, and the ensemble is cracking, too.
It’s the sort of feature that would be a bit tacky at any other time of year, but is a lot of fun at Christmas.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
Mid-Morning: Christmas Karma
An actor shows up at the outset of this film, too, calling someone a mug for the second consecutive movie. Could this be a budding festive ritual?
This time, he’s a singing black cab driver who encounters Mr Sood, the modern take on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by The Big Bang Theory’s Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by the filmmaker behind Gurinder Chadha. The familiar story develops as the miserly Mr Sood is visited by the apparitions of Christmas past, present and future, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This South Asian reinterpretation is at least different from all the others, but sadly he’s not very captivating and Nayyar’s performance is flat—a significant issue when he’s so the focal point.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
12.04pm - Stuffed
Before lunch for a network's original festive film—which stars Guz Khan as a lovably grouchy guy who “avoids Christmas.”
But after he gets an large festive windfall at work, his wife (played by Morgana Robinson) talks him into splurging the cash on a vacation to Lapland.
There’s just one issue—he finds out there was an error with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to devise a plan for how to return the difference.
Enjoyable but forgettable.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
1.12pm - Champagne Problems
This is one of those Christmas films where the tree, fairy lights and snow are in the background—Christmas is the scene of the film rather than its main point—but it feels comfortable and seasonal all the same.
Ambitious executive Sydney (starring Minka Kelly) is dispatched to a French chateau to do a deal for a sparkling wine company. During her travels, she runs into a guy in a literary haven who offers to show her Christmas in Paris.
A critic recently stated this is the finest new Christmas film of the past few years. That’s a bit of a exaggeration, but it is a Christmas romance with a touch of class and gives the required warm and fuzzy feels.
The scene with a detailed conversation about Die Hard is particularly strong too.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄
A Charming Quest
Young Chris, played by Lenny Rush, holds onto his belief in Father Christmas, despite the persuasion of his dad (played by James Buckley) to tell him the truth.
The answer is somewhere, and Chris sets out to find it with the assistance of a team of well-known scientists and personalities.
It’s understated but sweet, and ideal viewing while anticipating Santa to visit.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄
A Star-Studded Family Drama
Michelle Pfeiffer is the mother of a dysfunctional American family who gather for the holidays—including fellow Oscar nominee Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer starts by mentioning Christmas classics like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before saying: “They need to make a movie about the unsung heroes of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s the premise, but in reality it’s really a mash-up of those aforementioned movies, at least until Pfeiffer’s character finally finds her strength.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
Formulaic Fun
The day’s gone downhill, but happily here’s a new offering in the packed genre of formulaic, schmaltzy, badly acted—and strangely compelling—holiday fare.
It’s a story as well-worn: An American woman travels to a picturesque cold country and ends up finding romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher